Welcome to our Online ticket sales

Please note: This facility is for booking theatre tickets for live music, comedy or theatrical performances only.

If you want to arrange a guided tour of our Victorian Police Station please phone 0743 4540 516.

Most people are familiar with online payments, however our easy to use guide will take the hassle out of the process for everyone else.

1. Select the date you want.

2. Select the quantity of full price tickets and click add to cart.

3. If you want more tickets at child or concessionary price click return to shopping (top right on the Paypal page) otherwise proceed to checkout.

4. Select the quantity of  child or concessionary tickets add these to your shopping cart then proceed to checkout.

You can also order tickets by phoning our box office 

  • If the event you have booked is cancelled or rescheduled you are entitled to a refund of the amount you have paid for the ticket.
  • You’re not entitled to a refund if you can no longer attend an event.
  • Once tickets are posted to the ticket holder or collected The Old Nick Theatre cannot be held liable for any tickets that are lost or stolen.

Box Office: 0743 4540 516  

A Respectable Funeral - A comedy written by Jimmie Chinn

A clever and funny observation of three sisters whose old animosities emerge when they return to their mother's house after her funeral.

Then, with a little help from the obligatory post-funeral tipple, family secrets start coming to light.

Performances: Friday 10th June @ 7.30pm     Saturday Matinee @ 2.00pm      Saturday Evening @7.30pm

Tickets: £10 adults £8 Concessions             Matinee performance: All tickets £5

You can either collect your tickets in advance from the box office by phoning 0743 4540 516

or on arrival for the performance


You will NOT be charged a transaction fee for purchasing tickets using our system.

Concessionary tickets are available to senior citizens and children (aged under 18) . Proof of entitlement may be requested on entry.

We no longer send tickets out by post. 

Your tickets will be waiting for you at the box office on your arrival.

Child tickets are for children aged 2 or older, anyone younger than this is FREE ADMISSION

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